browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

(Source: dutchster)

What to do when you're...

Angry: play Animal Crossing
Sad: play Animal Crossing
Irritated: play Animal Crossing
Happy: play Animal Crossing
Excited: play Animal Crossing
Lonely: play Animal Crossing
Infatuated: play Animal Crossing
Heart-broken: play Animal Crossing
Murderous: play Animal Crossing

papaya-war:

whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt

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bumsquash:

duhdoydorothy:

shut
the
front
door

my kind of bikini.

My destination is no longer a place, rather a new way of seeing.

Marcel Proust (via loveage-moondream)

(Source: quotes-shape-us)

turmoilsofthesea:

I just want “King Slayer” tattooed by my vagina

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
lacigreen:

i’ve worked with a lot of universities that use the “consent is sexy” motto, and i get why they do it (it’s a marketing thing).  but i do think it downplays the absolute necessity of consent.  consent isn’t important because it makes things sexier.  it’s important because it prevents rape.